Some Anti-phonetic Alphabets
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Pronunciation (xkcd
#2819) by Randall Munroe
see also entry at the explain xkcd site
Anti-Phonetic Alphabet From Wikipedia
This page was last modified on 12 December 2010 at 00:20 . Pessimal spelling alphabets by Tristan Miller
a pre-print of an article in Word Ways: The Journal of
Recreational Linguistics (Vol. 46, No. 2,
Article 18pp. 154–156,
May 2013).
Representations of the Latin (English )
Alphabet By Robert Montante
2005-12-04 The Disher Phonetic Alphabet Anonymously collected (based on the television programme Monk
undated
The Nearly Anacrophonic Phonetic Alphabet By Everett Howe
Phonetic Alphabet Anonymous
OCT 06 2013A New Phonetic Alphabet: For those who don't like
Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, … Also in brief
and a
PDF
version
By J. Blustein
Copyright J. Blustein, 2005–2023
Media attention:
Collections in Usenet posting threads, etc. are below.
The Anti-Phonetic Alphabet By Vicki Rosenzweig
Copyright 2000 , Vicki Rosenzweig
antiphonetic alphabet
[at archive.org ]By Greg Hewgill <greg@hewgill.com>
2008-05-08 19:54:00 Phonetic and Anti-Phonetic Alphabet List
[at archive.org ]By Andrew Patton
Copyright 2005 Andrew Patton
LPWS New Phonetic Alphabetundated
Phonetic Alphabets By John Smathers(?)
The Evil (Non-)Phonetic Alphabet (at Weekend Engineering)By Phillip King
Saturday, January 31, 2015 The Nasty Alphabet Copyright 1996 by Andrew Arensburger
User:Mr.Atoz/Anti-Phonetic Alphabet From Wikipedia
This page last modified on 4 August 2011 at 04:05 . Alternate Phonetic Alphabet by Jeffrey Sward Jeffrey Sward
All content copyright Jeffrey Sward 1975-2018 The non-phonetic alphabet Brent Bushnell
September 5, 2009 A Non Phonetic Alphabet By AA Petersen
Published by AA Peterson on May 28, 2017 We'll Always Have Charlie By Jerry V. Haines
06.20.07 | 9:13 PM ET An Alternative Phonetic Alphabet Posted by Charles Fudgemuffin at 09:01:00
(2017-03-18 )The Phonetic Alphabet by A. Terry Bahill
undated
[untitled] (at me.me )By unknown
The New Phonetic Alphabet - The Final List! By Johnny Vaughan
2016-01-15T11:16:59 Phonetic Alphabets Anonymous and undated
Confusing Phonetic Alphabet By Phone Losers of America user rbcp
December 28, 2017 Copyright © 2019 Phone Losers of America. All rights reserved. Rodolfo Lostaunau - Lost In Translation By Rodolfo Lostaunau
webpage about a printed book, includes alphabet list
An Alternative Phonetic Alphabet By Rich Wilson
Sun, 5 Nov 95 19:30:05 EST Non Phonetic Alphabet (in MY SMALL BOAT)Crispin
Friday, February 17th, 2017 at 8:24 pm. My Phonetic Alphabets (a list of many alphabets)By Christopher Chris Herdt
Last updated 14 Nov 2012 Ed Hunter: The Recruiter's Phonetic Alphabet By Ed Hunter
February 1, 2018 The Non-Phonetic Alphabet By Hannah Sterry
May 6, 2011 Anti-Phonetic Alphabet: A is for Apple, Redux
[at archive.org ]
By Erik K. Antonsson
Last Updated: 2013 September 24, Tuesday, 19:24:46 PDT
(UTC -0700) The Watkins Phonetic Alphabet © 1994-2009 Justin Watkins Non-phonetic Alphabet By Peter Horwood
© Copyright 1996-2018 All Rights Reserved Peter Horwood Straight or Twisted Letters: The Phonetic and Non-Phonetic Alphabet By unknown
Oct 7The un-phonetic alphabet (in Confessions of a Digital Packrat)By Brian Fitzpatrick
Nov 21, 2014 http://amadiere.com/blog/2010/10/non-phonetic-alphabet/
[at archive.org ]By Alex Holt
15th October 2010 The Rod Jones On-line Art Gallery, Blues Pages and
Magazine - Alphabets The Cockney alphabet and The new Police Phonetic
Alphabet Aisle Bdellium Ctenoid - Macchiato By Mark Davis
An Adults' A B C
and
An Idiots' A B C
[at archive.org ]By Jonathan Coxhead (with Andrew Swaine, Jón Fairbairn,
Jeremy Henty, Jonathan Griffiths, Rachel Hewson)
8 Sep 1998 Phonetic Alphabet of Confusion (in Welcome to
Bordedom…)By Robert Jacobson
Monday, January 5, 2015 Anti-Phonetic Alphabet
[at archive.org ]
By Erik K. Antonsson
Last Updated: 2013 September 24, Tuesday, 19:24:46 PDT (UTC-0700) A as in Aisle K
as in knife By F. Grahame Murray
Posted on Sat, 10/14/2006 at 18:54:52 K as in knife at archive.org ]
(see also A as in Aisle By Michael Kimsal with F. Grahame Murray
COPYRIGHT © 2014 MICHAEL KIMSAL’S WEBLOG New International Radio Operators Alphabet ♥ 2002 - 2009 Solairis The Mispronounced Phonetic Alphabet [unknown author]
The Devil's Alphabet By Ben Teitelbaum
The worst phonetic alphabet By Dennis Jordan
Sunday, April 5, 2009 An Alternative Phonetic Alphabet Posted by Charles Fudgemuffin at 09:01:00 Saturday, 18 March 2017
Usenet postings, etc. of such
alphabets are available from:
Phonetic alphabets, wordlists, texts, word
frequency Also The ICAO alphabet
By Brian Kelk
undated
The Cockney Alphabet Jonathon Green introduces Paul Bommer’s print, and adds much
more
May 21, 2012 The un-phonetic alphabet David Glover-Aoki began the thread 2006-02-10
Please help me create an un-phonetic alphabet. The Straight Dope user Emilio Lizardo
08-27-2007, 12:13 PM Bizarre Phonetic Alphabet net.bizarre )Silly spelling alphabets collected by Brian Kelk(?)
Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored [at The Spoof! ]By IainB
Tuesday, 2 February 2010 The Obfuscated Phonetic Alphabet first post by rcousine at Tue, 11/25/2008 - 13:00
Non-Phonetic alphabet By Karl Johanson et al.
5/20/07 Anti Phonetic Alphabet discussion started by digital0ak on Mar 1, 2016 at 9:02 UTC
From Austerity to Zionist, our new A-Z: RICHARD LITTLEJOHN imagines a new
phonetic alphabet after a Mail reader was told off for using the
phrase Z for Zulu by the DWP Daily Mail ]By Richard Littlejohn for the Daily Mail Published: 19:08 EST, 24 August 2015 |
Updated: 19:12 EST, 24 August 2015 The Anti-Phonetic Alphabet [link to PDF file]By Donald Cole
© Donald A. Cole 1986
Books
Lost In Translation By Rodolfo Lostaunau
(this entry appears in the main list too)
Textual component of sample entry
PTERODACTYL
/ terə ′dakt(ə )l/
WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO TO THE BATHROOM?
BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT "p"!
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever [book]
text by Raj Haldar and Chris Carpenter
colour drawings (one per letter) by Maria Beddia
ISBN 978-1492674313published in 2018
Textual component of sample entry J is for Jai Alia.
Juanita and
Bjorn happily played jai alia before eating fajitas in Jaurez.
Version: 25 August 2023
J. Blustein is licensed under a Creative
Commons Attribution 4.0 International License .
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