Some Anti-phonetic Alphabets

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Anti-Phonetic Alphabet
From Wikipedia
This page was last modified on 12 December 2010 at 00:20.
Pessimal spelling alphabets
by Tristan Miller
a pre-print of an article in Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics (Vol. 46, No. 2, Article 18, pp. 154–156, May 2013).
The Anti-Phonetic Alphabet
By Vicki Rosenzweig
Copyright 2000, Vicki Rosenzweig
antiphonetic alphabet
By Greg Hewgill <>
2008-05-08 19:54:00
Representations of the Latin (English) Alphabet
By Robert Montante
Phonetic and Anti-Phonetic Alphabet List
By Andrew Patton
Copyright 2005 Andrew Patton
The Nearly Anacrophonic Phonetic Alphabet
By Everett Howe
Phonetic Alphabets
By John Smathers(?)
The Nasty Alphabet
Copyright 1996 by Andrew Arensburger
User:Mr.Atoz/Anti-Phonetic Alphabet
From Wikipedia
This page last modified on 4 August 2011 at 04:05.
Phonetic Alphabets
Anonymous and undated
A New Phonetic Alphabet: For those who don't like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, …
PDF version (which might not be current)
By J. Blustein
Copyright J. Blustein, 2005–2018
The Non-Phonetic Alphabet
By Hannah Sterry
May 6, 2011
By Alex Holt
15th October 2010
Non-Phonetic alphabet
By Karl Johanson et al.
The Rod Jones On-line Art Gallery, Blues Pages and Magazine - Alphabets
The Cockney alphabet and The new Police Phonetic Alphabet
Aisle Bdellium Ctenoid - Macchiato
By Mark Davis
An Adults' A B C and An Idiots' A B C
By Jonathan Coxhead (with Andrew Swaine, Jón Fairbairn, Jeremy Henty, Jonathan Griffiths, Rachel Hewson)
8 Sep 1998
Anti-Phonetic Alphabet
By Erik K. Antonsson
Last Updated: 2013 September 24, Tuesday, 19:24:46 PDT (UTC-0700)
A as in Aisle (see also K as in knife)
By F. Grahame Murray
Posted on Sat, 10/14/2006 at 18:54:52
K as in knife (see also A as in Aisle)
By Michael Kimsal with F. Grahame Murray
New International Radio Operators Alphabet
♥ 2002 - 2009 Solairis
The Mispronounced Phonetic Alphabet
[unknown author]
The Devil's Alphabet
By Ben Teitelbaum
The worst phonetic alphabet
By Dennis Jordan
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Silly spelling alphabets [a collection of Usenet posts]
collected by Brian Kelk(?)


Usenet postings, etc. of such alphabets are available from:

Phonetic alphabets, wordlists, texts, word frequency
By Brian Kelk
The Cockney Alphabet
Jonathon Green introduces Paul Bommer’s print, and adds much more
May 21, 2012
The un-phonetic alphabet [on MetaFilter]
David Glover-Aoki began the thread 2006-02-10
Please help me create an un-phonetic alphabet.
The Straight Dope user Emilio Lizardo
08-27-2007, 12:13 PM

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