A New Phonetic Alphabet: For those who don't like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, …

A: pref: ate or aubergine; letter: aitch(H), are(R), aye(I); homophone: air(err, heir and Eyre), ate(eight,8-ball), awed(odd), aisle(I'll and isle), auld(old); variants: aesthetic/esthetic; silent initial letter: aesthete; analogue: chemical symbol for Silver (Ag) or Gold (Au); name: Aaron(Erin), Ava(Ewa); [misc.]: au courant, aubergine, aura, auto(Otto); [note]: aural and oral although similar are pronounced differently

B: pref: bdellium; silent initial letter: bdellium; description: the insect that makes honey (apian); analogue: 300 in medieval Roman numerals [source]; [misc.]: baryon number [source]

C: pref: cue; letter: cue(Q); homophone: cede(seed), ceiling(sealing), cell(sell), cellar(seller), cereal(serial), chaos(KAOS), chic(sheik), chute(shoot), cite(sight/site), city(sitee), cling on(Klingon), cue(Kew/queue), curd(Kurd), coal(kohl), choir(quire), censor(sensor), cent(sent/scent), coy(koi) or cymbal(symbol); double letter phoneme: chai, charisma, chasm, chorus; variants: curb/kerb, cashmere/Kashmir?, czar/tsar; analogue: (One) hundred in Roman numerals; name: Carol(Karol), Catherine(Katherine), C. D.[as in C. D. Howe](seedy), Chagas disease, Cher(share), Cheryl(Sheryl), Chris(Kris), Cisco Systems [computer networks company](Sysco [food services corporation]), or Cyd [as in the late Cyd Charisse](Sid); [misc.]: canine, ceilidh, celery, chimera, chi (χ and Χ, see also X), or cigar

D: pref: djin; homophone: djin(gin); analogue: Five hundred in Roman numerals, penny/pence [source]; letter: double-U; name: Django

E: pref: ewe or eye; letter: eh(A), eks(X), ewe(U), eye(I); homophone: eye(aye), earn(urn), eight(ate), em (unit), ewe(you, yew), err(air, heir, Eyre), eves(Yves), ewer(your/you're), ex (unit) or eyelet(islet); variants: esthetic/aesthetic; analogue: 250 in medieval Roman numerals [source], former spouse (ex-); name: Erin(Aaron), Euler (as in Leonhard Euler), Eileen (when pronounced with an initial long-E), Ewa(Ava) [link to pronunciation note (at www.pronouncenames.com)], Eyre (literary character and novel by Charlotte Brontë); name: Eugene; [misc.]: eau-de-Cologne, effluent, eider, elbow, elegiac, elevator, embrace, envy(NV), escalator, eucalyptus (and eukaryote and Eureka etc.), excess, explain, exquisite, euthanasia(youth in Asia), (or earl?); [note]: Euston (the station) and Houston (the municipality) although similar are pronounced differently

F: pref: faze; homophone: faro(pharaoh), faze(phase), felt(veldt), few(phew), fie(phi), fill(Phil), fish(Phish), flocks(phlox); analogue: chemical symbol for Iron (Fe)

G: pref: gneiss; silent initial letter: gnarl, gnat, gnaw(nah) or gnu(knew/new/nu); homophone: gneiss(nice), gibe(jibe), genes(jeans), gym(jim) or gnu(new/nu/knew); variants: gaol/jail, gel/jell; name: Gennifer [as in Gennifer Flowers] (Jennifer), Geoffrey(Jeffrey), Geri(Jerry)[as in Geri Halliwell], Gerry(Jerry)[as in Gerry Adams], Gilles(Jill) [link to sound file with pronunciation (at about.com)], Gzowski [as in the late CBC radio and TV show host Peter Gzowski]; [misc.]: gym(Jim)

H: pref: heir; silent first letter: honour, heir or hoard; homophone: heir(air/err/,Eyre?), hoard(whored), hole(whole) or hour(our); analogue: chemical symbol for Mercury (Hg), aspiration(in phonetics); name: Heloise, Hugo; [note]: Euston (the station) and Houston (the municipality) although similar are pronounced differently

I: pref: isle; homophone: isle/I'll(aisle) or islet(eyelet); analogue: One in Roman numerals and on some old typewriters, The perpendicular pronoun from The Skeleton in the Cupboard (an episode of the TV programme Yes Minister by Anthony Jay and Jonathan Lynn) or me; name: Iago, Ida (when pronounced with an initial long-E)

J: pref: jai alai or juan; homophone: jeans(genes), jim(gym) or jibe(gibe); [misc.]: jai alai, jojoba, junta; variants: jail/gaol, jell/gel [I didn't think jell was a word but Emily Nussbaum used it in The New Yorker (2013-09-11, p. 85)]; name: Jeffrey(Geoffrey), Jennifer(Gennifer), Jerry(Geri/Gerry), Jian[as in musician and CBC radio host Jian Ghomeshi], Jill(Gilles), Jim(gym), Jimenez [link to pronunciation note (at www.pronouncenames.com)], Johannes [as in Johannes Brahms], Juan(wan)

K: pref: know or potassium; silent initial letter: knight, knife, know or knot; homophone: KAOS(chaos)[see Wikipedia's disambiguation page for many meanings of KAOS], kernel(colonel), knave(nave), knead(need), knew(gnu/new/nu), knight(night), know(no), knot(not, naught, or nought), kohl(coal), koi(coy) or Kurd(curd); analogue: chemical symbol for Potassium (K); variants: kerb/curb, Kashmir/cashmere?; name: Kew(Q/cue/queue/Q)[as in Kew Gardens], Klingon(cling on), kneel(Neal/Neil/Niel), Karol(Carol) [as in the late Karol Castillo], and Kris(Chris)

L: pref: 50; [misc.]: ???llinas???, ???llama???; analogue: Fifty in Roman numerals [source], pound (Lb. or £)

M: pref: mnemonic; silent initial letter: mnemonic; analogue: (One) thousand in Roman numerals

N: pref: nave or Sodium; homophone: nave(knave), night(knight), no(know), nose(knows), not/naught/nought (knot), new/nu (gnu/knew); analogue: chemical symbol for Sodium (Na); name: Neil/Niel(kneel), Noël[as in Noël Coward](knoll)

O: pref: ours or zero; homophone: one(won), odd(awed), or ours?(hours); analogue: hug (abbreviation), zero; name: Oedipus, Ouija, Otto(auto); [misc.]: oenophile? onion?; [note]: aural and oral although similar are pronounced differently

P: pref: pneumonia; homophone: phase(faze), pharaoh(faro), phew(few), phlox(flocks), Phish(fish)[the musical troupe] psalter(salter), Greek letter Ψ(sigh); silent initial letter: pneumonia [source], pneumatic, psalm, psalter, or psyche; double letter phoneme: phone or pharoah; analogue: chemical symbol for Lead (Pb), urine(a puerile pun, sorry); name: Phil(fill), Psmith (literary character from P. G. Wodehouse), Ptolemy; [misc.]: p.h.a.t. (abbreviation for pretty hot and tempting)(fat), physics, physique

Q: pref: quay; letter: queue(Q); homophone: quay(key), queue(cue/Kew), quire(choir) or qat(cat); analogue: character played by John de Lancie on Star Trek: The Next Generation, etc. or character played by Desmond Llewelyn in many James Bond movies

R: pref: rye; homophone: rap(wrap), reck(wreck)?, rest(wrest), right(write), ring(wring), Ritz(writs), rot(wrought), rung(wrung), rye(wry); analogue: ℞ (prescription) [source]

S: pref: see or serial; letter: sea/see(C) or seize(plural of C); homophone: salter(psalter), scent/sent(cent), sealing(ceiling), seed(cede), seedy(C. D.[as in C. D. Howe]), sell(cell), seller(cellar), sensor(censor), serial(cereal), sheik(chic), sight/site(cite), sitee(city), sigh(Greek letter psi), or symbol(cymbal); analogue: chemical symbol for Tin (Sn) or Antinomy (Sb); name: Sheryl[as in Sheryl Crow](Cheryl), Sid [as in the late Sid Caesar or the late Sid Vicious] (Cyd), Sysco [food services corporation] (Cisco Systems [computer networks company])

T: pref: tsunami or tsar; silent initial letter: tsunami or tsar; double letter phoneme: tsar; variants: tsar/czar

U: pref: urn or Uighur; homophone: urn(earn), urine(you're in), use(youse); [misc.]: Uighur, uke?

V: pref: 5; analogue: Five in Roman numerals [source]; homophone: veldt(felt)

W: pref: why or Tungsten; letter: why(Y); analogue: chemical symbol for Tungsten (W) (aka Wolfram); homophone: wan(Juan), whole(hole), whored(hoard), won(one), wrap(rap), wring(ring), writs(Ritz), wrought(rot), wry(rye), wrung(rung) or wrest(rest); silent initial letter: whole, whored, wrangle, wrap, wreak, wreck, wrest, wring, writs, wrought, wrung or wry?

X: pref: xenophobia; analogue: Ten in Roman numerals, kiss (abbreviation), Greek letter Chi (see also C); [misc.]: xenophobia, xylophone

Y: pref: Ypsilanti or you; letter: you(U); homophone:ewe(yew/you), your/you're(ewer) or youse(use); name: Yves(eves), Yvette or Yvonne; [misc.]: Ypsilanti, Yttrium, or Ytterbium

Z: pref: zee or 2000; [misc.]: zee?, zhuyin zimu? (or zhuyin), Zoque, zwieback?, zwitterion?; name: Zhivago [source]; analogue: atomic number (in Chemistry), impedance (in Physics), 2000 in medieval Roman numerals (Chamber's Dictionary, 12^th ed.)

0: nun; Oh; the operator
1: past of to win
2: half a ballet dress
3: as in three for a dollar?
4: what people yell on a golf course
5: as in the number of pins in five-pin bowling???; V (Roman numeral)
6: Latinate sex???
7: as in lucky number …
8: eaten
9: not in German