I'm not talking about airplane bathrooms because to be quite honest, I don't even hope to be able to squeeze into one of those metal tombs. I'm talking about the petite salle de bain in the Montreal airport. Maybe I missed the sign that says that if you are carrying bags and you plan to use the bathroom with a shred of respect then you might want to try the one down the hall. And maybe there is one down the hall — I didn't see one though. I guess I'm spoiled from the nicer Halifax airport bathrooms. In any case, the flight went well and I'm just as sweaty as I knew I would be. Oh well.