OK I think I've figured out some sort of Christmas list for those people who have been bugging me for one. Obviously, not all of these items are feasible, but when you ask for what I want, you get what I want.

• iSight
• iStopMotion / iVeZeen Christmas package
• Apple 23" Cinema Display
• iLap (probably selling well after this article)
• Various movies
• Replacement battery for 12" Powerbook G4
• slippers

Notes for those who might be interested:

• I generally don't like long sleeved shirts
• I won't wear red.